Here’s a little something Carlos has been asking me to type for days…we finally had time to sit down and have him dictate it to me. I’m not reading too deep into this one!
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The Dumb Bean
By Carlos Field-Bennett
April 17, 2012
One day the bean woke up and he hit his head on the door 100 times. Finally, he broke the door.
He fainted for two seconds and then he hit his head with a pan 1,000 times. Then he finally broke the pan.
The next thing he did was cook himself. He turned on the oven to 300 degrees and climbed inside. He stayed there until he was a cooked bean.
He said, “What’s this? I’m feeling sweaty? I’m going to get out.” And he did.
He was kind of blackish and he went outside and he hit his head on a tree. Then the tree broke. The bean got smashed. While the tree was falling, the bean said, “Wooooo.”
He was broken. He had to go to the hospital. He got his leg stitched up.
Then he jumped on the trampoline. He went so high and he went up to the moon.
Then he fell down. He was falling so fast he caught on fire.
He finally slammed down on the ground so hard he went through the Earth ended up on the ocean on the opposite side.
He swam for a long time and finally reached an island where he drank coconut milk. Then he got back in the ocean and swam.
He swam all the way back around the Earth to his home. Then a pinecone dropped out of a tree and hit his head. He fainted. He was so tired, his eyes dropped to his mouth. Finally, his eyes went back into place.
He woke up and he smacked his face down on the ground. He went into bed. Then he woke up and the silliest thing on Earth happened, he put his face on the stove. His face turned blacker.
He went outside to cool his face off with the rain. The rain did not come down so he put his face in the ocean. When he did this, his arm got bit by a shark. It hurt a lot.
He swam back to his home with the shark on his arm. He had to go to the doctor and the shark had to die. It was sad but he had to get his arm back.
The surgery took a long time. He finally woke up and then he felt better with his arm back in place. It felt kind of strange, but he didn’t care. He went back home. He had a big headache and he went to sleep.
The End
Three Scurvy Dogs a Wee Lass (and their Mamas) 
I love it Carlos! You are very entertaining!