Some thoughts for the day as I sit here and try to keep my cool while Carlos goofs around in his room instead of going to sleep.

My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and a large trash can.

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you
get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
“Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children.”

“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m
halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God….
I could be eating a slow learner.”