We were invited to a Halloween party with the Natali crew – LOVE THEM!  Bummed we can’t make it, but had to share the “rules” for the party.
Rules for the Rookies:

1. Wear a Costume. If you don’t – you’ll be ISSUED a costume. It will not be personality and/or gender apppropriate. I GUARANTEE IT!
2. We’ll have lots of basic food and drinks. If you require slow roasted chipotle flavored organic hand-shaped maze chips – bring them yourself.
3. Don’t be stupid and drink then drive. We have plenty of room.
4. Kids are welcome, but the party tends to go downhill FAST after the sun goes down.
5. No crying (BOBBY!), no jerks , no spitting, no fighting (DAN!).
6. The cool people can come early.
7. I WILL KICK YOU OUT if you’re obnoxious. Don’t test me. Richard Torres fears me.

Costume Notes:
1. Hooter Girls with mustaches has been DONE.
2. Our real teacher is already sexier than your naughty teacher.
3. Pregnant Nun – so old school.
4. Khadafi – too soon.
5. Casey Anthony – NOBODY likes her.
6. Sheen – Really?
7. Sheep and farmers do not go together.